Brief announcement from the management:
Internal Personnel Update: Lindsey Graham has been processed and assigned to the Demon Drama and Acting Department. Audit file updated accordingly.
Lindsey Graham has passed away and finally come home to Notification Hell.
He sends his warmest regards, noting that he simply grew exhausted from 'winning' on Earth. Recognizing his unparalleled talent for weeping on cue and completely reversing his moral convictions between commercial breaks, we have immediately appointed him Head Director of our Demon Drama and Acting Program!
Perhaps he will agree to host our next "Who Is That Donor?" game show?
Lindsey would like to personally thank the endless parade of voters who made it possible for him to remain a career politician until his literal heart exploded.
Thank you for your service, casualties.
Oh, and see you soon, Mitch.
